FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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