And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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