she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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