Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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