I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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