I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Alive.
So much puke
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
