You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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