No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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