So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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