This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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