You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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