Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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