so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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