Already got asked if we're dating
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
