More tranny stories later!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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