So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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