Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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