i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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