the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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