You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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