She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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