Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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