you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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