This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize