respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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