It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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