so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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