i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
They have beer where we have blood.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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