I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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