The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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