We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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