C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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