Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
