I need help removing her.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
