Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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