your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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