If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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