What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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