Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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