I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I came so hard my ears popped.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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