Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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