like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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