ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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