Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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