her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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