haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
