i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
