Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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