He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
