bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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