Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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