haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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