You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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