i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So squirting runs in the family.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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