i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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